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15 Pictures That Prove Vladimir Putin Is Actually "Career Barbie"

Putin literally banned Barbie Dolls from Russia in 2002 because he didn't want any competition.

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1. Receptionist Putin:

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Receptionist Putin doesn't make or receive calls, he just uses the receiver to quietly listen to FSB wiretaps. Receptionist Putin even comes with his own phone, so he can wiretap it himself.

6. Archaeologist Putin:

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Deep-sea dive and scavenge with Archaeologist Putin, who will teach you the importance of not only making history, but also finding it.

DISCLAIMER: Please call your local museum first before playing, so they have enough time to plant the historical objects for you to find.

8. Horseback Rider Putin:

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Horseback Putin loves riding off into the sunset, as the warmth from his fur-lined jacket and hat keep his body warm during a Russian Winter.

COLLECTOR'S EDITION:

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Don't forget to order the special seasonal collector's edition, "Summer Horseback Putin". Previously called "Fantasy Putin", Summer Horseback Putin has shed his heavy Winter jacket to embrace the rays of the sun, while riding his steed.

10. DJ Putin:

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Drop some sick beats with DJ Putin, who spends his nights and weekends hosting lavish parties you're not invited to. DJ Putin loves all music, except anything by Pussy Riot.

11. Pianist Putin:

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Pianist Putin will not only have you playing the piano beautifully, but he will also have you playing the entire Western world's emotions, too. Genius.

14. Ski Resort Putin:

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Take a vacation with your Ski Resort Putin! Ski Resort Putin enjoys skiing downhill at speeds almost as fast as people's hotel anticipations at Sochi during the 2014 Winter Olympics.

15. President Putin:

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President Putin is the most recognized and infamous figure of all the dolls. You can reenact your favorite movies with President Putin, such movies could be The Hunger Games, but where Katniss gets immediately thrown in jail and District 13 is invaded.

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