Even yo-yo champions kick their own asses in order to win.
If you want to be fed like a baby, well, go to Tokyo.
They make great decoration.
Plus you can't hit back when the characters swing at you.
This is why we haven't been blessed with immortality as a species.
Got Milk? takes on a whole new meaning.
Being number one isn't always the greatest feeling in the world.
Because it's hard to get out of the car and push buttons and hold something.
Why you should care if you have a ticket to ride
Some of the world's oddest practices from cannibalism to marrying trees.
Unless you think there's another city that fits the bill, you might be convinced that Sydney is the best city.
So patronize your local zoo.
Get your tickets now.
No more sashimi for you!
Who needs ropes or harnesses anymore?
Of course, they probably believe they're on more than just this list.
When you're resorting to medieval war practices, you may be doing something wrong.
Richard Simmons + airline safety video = awesome sauce
Hong Kong opens the world's highest hotel.
It's your last chance to steal away Prince William.
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