What a ride. 4 playoff spots are up for grabs between 6 people - your place in the PRs has no bearing on your postseason fate, but if making insignificant rankings were wrong it wouldn't feel so good.
Today I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards the playoffs!
With half the league at .500, the playoff picture is far from set. However, that doesn't mean all teams are equal...
Follow along in your head (or out loud!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5rzbttiMxA
Oh yeah baby, you know what time it is. It's that good shit we all go online for: M E M E S
Week 5 saw Fire Flames' biggest upset in league history, setting off seismic shifts in the power rankings. Take a look at your trousers and see where you stand!
As the clock hit zeroes on Monday night, each winless team had officially claimed their first victory of the season - several other teams had strong showings as well but was it enough to move them up in the vaunted and universally respected Power Rankings? Find out below!
Find out which Frank Reynolds quote describes your team below in this week's themed power rankings (and make sure to click on the pictures to see the clip each quote is from)!
Folks, we may have made a huge mistake. Our newest league members dominated in Week 1 and put the entire pantheon of founders on notice. It begs the question: should we invite those shitty players back instead? In this "journalist's" opinion: no. Fuck those guys.
What fresh hell is this? No ESPN draft grades or power rankings? This year, as you might have noticed, ESPN (who is owned by Disney, founded by THIS man) has recently removed their content arm. Here at Fire Flames we don't give up that easily, and as such, I have resorted to using Buzzfeed to present this year's power rankings. On the bright side, this will free me from the shackles of ESPN's oppressive character limit, as well as allow me to add images to posts. In the spirit of our new #content #medium, the theme for this year's preseason draft grades/power rankings is Relatable Millenial Gifs (sorry Kelly/Adam). Don't worry, I hate myself too.