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People Have A Lot Of Questions About Theresa May's "Naughty" Confession

"Nobody is ever perfectly behaved are they?" Prime minister Theresa May told ITV shortly before revealing the naughtiest thing she's ever done is run through some wheat fields.

In an interview with ITV prime minister Theresa May made a shocking confession: The naughtiest thing she's ever done is... run through some wheat fields.

What's the naughtiest thing @theresa_may has ever done?https://t.co/Y8Ys4T2fAT

"Nobody is ever perfectly behaved are they?" she said. "I have to confess when me and my friends used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that."

Of course, Twitter started making jokes.

Theresa May after running through fields of wheat...

Running through a wheat field? Are you frigging kidding me?

Now picturing Theresa May running like this through fields of wheat.

That year, all of the wheat died. https://t.co/6IcgIdHwoI

Others were expecting her answer to be different.

Idk why I was expecting her to say something saucy like threesome in Ibiza https://t.co/Au1JCenVJY

Most people weren't too convinced. They wondered whether running through wheat with her mates was the only thing farmers would be upset about.

If the farmers didn't like you for that they will be REALLY miffed when they hear about the end of subsidies and mi… https://t.co/IFFa8N73c9

In fact, pretty much everyone was like 'nope, can't relate'.

Is there a person alive that's less relatable than this woman who never even jacked a Collection 2000 eyeliner as a… https://t.co/mAWZnuHNyf

Others thought there might be a darker meaning behind her seemingly innocent confession about running through fields of wheat as a youth.

People are seriously underestimating how naughty Theresa May could've been by "running through fields of wheat"

candid shot of Theresa May and pals being naughty down the fields behind the homestead

While others thought her confession might've meant something completely different.

When Theresa May said the "naughtiest thing" she'd ever done was running through wheat, she was actually signalling… https://t.co/0FqR6nUlzI

A lot of other people took the opportunity to make some political points.

Selling weapons to Saudi Arabia Cutting police by 20,000 Cutting schools funding - All are naughtier than running… https://t.co/MZICLzYpQE

I'd say the destruction of the NHS would be slightly naughtier. https://t.co/BfnJIyRYNP

Either way, it's unlikely we'll look at wheat or Theresa May in the same way again.