The Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer, With Captions

The trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part One, the first half of the last chapter in Stephenie Meyer’s story of abs and abstinence, landed online late last night. The plot is pretty upsetting, but it’s palatable with captions to guide you along.

 
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