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You’ll Never Guess Why Steven Seagal Wants To Be Arizona’s Governor

It’s often been said1 that Arizona’s only exports are star tattoos and porn stars, but “Florida West” could soon provide the world with a massive shipment of unintentional comedy, courtesy of… Gubernatorial candidate STEVEN SEAGAL. That’s right, the…

FilmDrunk 5 years ago

Death To The Biopic: 11 Movie Concepts That Need To Die In 2014

Here at FilmDrunk, we've taken a more Festivus-oriented approach to New Year's resolutions, where we focus more on how the world should change to suit us, rather than vice versa. Ask not what you can do for your country, and so on. Every era has…

FilmDrunk 5 years ago

“Critic” Pete Hammond Had An Extra Whorey Year

Of the 58 reviews he posted at Rotten Tomatoes this year, 48 of them were positive. One of those ten negatives was for Edgar Wright’s The World’s End. [...] Yet, Hammond gave positive reviews to The Internship (35%), Jobs (26%) and Paranoia (4%).

FilmDrunk 5 years ago

The Biggest Bombs Of 2013 Prove Harrison Ford Is Box Office Poison

Variety today published a list of the Biggest Bombs of 2013. Harrison Ford was in two of them, and if you can name either one, congratulations, you were more aware of those movies than the average moviegoer. Obviously, there are a lot of ways to…

FilmDrunk 5 years ago

600-Person Brawl Erupts Outside Jacksonville Theater Christmas Day

Five teenagers were arrested outside a Jacksonville, Florida theater on Christmas Day after a brawl erupted that reportedly involved 600 people. Apparently the fight, which sounds more like a riot, started when some people tried to get into the…

FilmDrunk 5 years ago

The Top 10 Movies Of The Year! …According To Redbox.

Redbox is the go-to movie rental method of people who don’t have Netflix or Apple TV or a robot sex slave who projects first-run titles from her vagina, so it’s a nice glimpse into the tastes of people who aren’t as “with it” as you. Redbox just…

FilmDrunk 5 years ago

Weekend Box Office: Anchorman Not Quite As Big A Deal As The Hobbit

Anchorman 2 opened this weekend. Crazy, right? Seems like I’ve hardly heard anything about it. Maybe try marketing it next time, bros. Anyway, Anchorman 2 actually lost its debut weekend to The  Hobbit: Desecration of Smaug in its second weekend.…

FilmDrunk 5 years ago