Coning is Officially Dead Too

LOL JK!!! Justin Bieber just made about 7 million screaming teenage girls and at least one guy (me) decide to go order an ice cream cone from a fast food joint and then grab it by the ice cream. Inb4h8.

Fergus • 6 years ago

Pick Up Some Chicky-Chicky Parm-Parm

The same Trader Joe's that was advertising Ron Swanson's bacon is also selling some chicken parmigiana, or as Tom Haverford calls it, Chicky-Chicky Parm-Parm.

Fergus • 6 years ago

Your Very Own FLUDD

Super Mario Sunshine brought to life! It can be yours for only $99,500! They only have a plan to sell 500 through December though, expanding to more countries with each "phase". Do want!

Fergus • 7 years ago

Gilbert Gottfried Fired from Aflac Duck Voice

With some wildly inappropriate tweets, the quack has been silenced. You may remember these tweets cracking jokes about the Japan earthquake/tsunami. The people at Aflac are trying to forget them. They're also looking for a new voice for the iconic duck. Will it be a homeless person?

Fergus • 7 years ago

Fastest Rap in the History of Man

The competition is heated. Watsky is alright but I think I'm siding with Mac Lethal on this one.

Fergus • 7 years ago