Apologies in advance for the feelings.
On a scale of soya latte to craft beer, how hipster are you really though?
Standing on the tube disobeys the laws of physics.
"I know that technically children are our future but I bet if we tried really hard, we can make cats our future!"
Is "I should have done" even a real sentence?
Mice and badgers do not belong in the house, whether they love mashed potato or not.
"Everything could change today. Or one tiny, vital thing. What it WON'T be is a re-run of yesterday."
Don't you freaking dare take this quiz if you're a year 7.
"I’ve got to maintain my reputation as a reputable engineer."