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Answer These Questions And We'll Tell You Which Member Of Floor One You Are

Do you have the dashing good looks of Kevin? Or the business prowess of Eduardo? Or are you a milf looking for a quick romp through Pike? Take this quiz to find out!

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  1. Who would you low key (high key) smash from floor one?

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    My boyfriend and I'll take any spare condoms I can get
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    My girlfriend, whenever I can schedule around my thicc MechE homework
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    Mrs. Kenny
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    Ben... Oh wait nvm
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    My boo, when she commands me
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    My Boi, whenever I beckon
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    Some girl from Martinez Commons that likes to meow
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    What's a fuk?
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    Anything that moves
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    No one's hot enough
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    I'm in a relationship
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    Ben... jk never gonna happen
  2. How often are you in the lounge?

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    Monday 6-7 and Thursday 7-8
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    Whenever Arjun's there
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    Whenever I feel like causing a disturbance
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    Whenever I'm homesick
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    Whenever I want to feel like I'm in floor 1
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    If Kaetlyn's there I'm there
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    Whenever no one else is there
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    I don't even go here
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    At 4AM after a rave
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    Whenever I wanna jam out
  3. How much weed do you blaze?

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    It's literally my name...
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    It's the only thing I know how to do
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    My roommates are doing it so why not
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    Marijuana gives you death
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    I need to study for chem leave me alone
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    Whenever I'm not in my sorority
  4. What do you say when someone tells you they love you?

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    Thanks for sharing
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    Take my boot
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    Anything else
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    Thanks.
  5. Ben comes up to you and starts talking. How do you react

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    Silence his Bensplaining
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    Hang on his every word
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    Meme
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    Groan
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    Reject him
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    Moan arrousedly
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    Write him up
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    Write a PHA
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    It's about housing. Tune it out.
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    Shove myself on his head
  6. What's your most prized possession

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    My math 54 book
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    My backpack, and my map
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    My boot
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    My yippy flippy flops
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    Marx's Communist Manifesto
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    A picture of Agatha
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    a lock of Jack Grimes' hair
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    My 'tude
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    A sex swing
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    Shampoo to clean out the weed smell
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    My EECS transfer form
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    Arjun's clothing
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    Trainz
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    My lab safety goggles
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    Bleach
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    My beard trimmer
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    Katelynn
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    My mom's phone number
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    Dr. Pepper
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    My owl tattoo
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    My effervescent personality
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    Ivories to tickle ;)
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    EEEEE
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    My nice jewish boy calendar
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    A picture of Kaetlyn
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    My headphones
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    My hatred of other people
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    Our baseball bats hitting line drives into various blondes
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    My goldfish
  7. Adam moves out of the lounge, what's the first thing you do?

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    Squat in Pablo's room
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    Smell Adam's stuff
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    Call UCPD
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    Give him the boot
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    Wow I can start working in the lounge
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    I found my room on floor 1
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    Oh! A new place to store my math textbook and watermelonz!
  8. Which floor 1 shower do you use?

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    The Handicapped shower
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    I wash my hair in the sink and then pretend to brush it
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    I shower on floor 2
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    I'd rather all the girls shower with me
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    I don't shower
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    Wherever I can have shower sex
  9. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be?

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    Semen (So I can be enjoyed)
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    Vanilla
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    Water
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    Weed
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    Bagel
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    UGBA 10
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    Cocaine
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    Train flavored
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    nut
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    Disappointing sex flavored
  10. What's your drug of choice

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    Chewing Tobacco
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    Liberalism
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    Weed
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    Linear Algebra
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    Anything a lambda gives me
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    Bleach
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    Connor's Love
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    Boot polish
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    I don't do drugs
  11. Do you ship Bagatha?

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    #Bamarpita forever
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    I have no clue what's going on
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    I ship it so hard
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    Typical yellow fever
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    Not my husband you kinky minx
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    Good thing he gave her the boot
  12. On a scale from Eduardo-Katelynn how horny are you rn?

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    Eduardo
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    I just want someone like my mom
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    Katelynn
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    Asian
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    Men are destroying society
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    Oliver bring me my challah
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    I've been fucking a sex doll for months, I'm good
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    My girlfriend satisfies me, don't tell her I say otherwise
  13. Did you know...

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    That I dropped BAP
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    that weed is good for you
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    that I have my own website
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    That I'm on RallyCom
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    that I am Armenian and my people have suffered
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    A basis must span and be linearly independent
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    That I'm scheduling and classes and major and research and psychology.
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    That I'm EECS
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    that I hate this quiz
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    that 3d printing is the future
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    That I'm in BIG
  14. Favorite sex position?

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    missionary. lights off. doors locked. no eye contact.
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    Baseball position (what do you mean I'm not good in bed)
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    Anal
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    Reverse Cowgirl
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    Whatever gives Connor the most pain
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    Doggystyle with bleach drizzling down my back
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    abstinence
  15. You're at a banger in the lounge, what's your drink of choice?

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    Double fisting. Rudy can hold one
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    White Wine
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    Fill my boot with jungle juice
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    Rose
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    Rum (prepare the bucket)
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    I just supply the alc
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    Manischewitz wine
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    Sake
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    Kirkland vodka
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    TDX is boring enough to be a dry frat
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    Fuck you let's go smoke
  16. What's your true major?

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    Sorority squats
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    Culinary school (to perfect the roast mmmmm)
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    Asian "Studies"
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    Poetry
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    It's Always Sunny in my Car
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    Pixar movies
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    How to bone my residents 101
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    Bitchery
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    Baseball
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    Getting my braces off
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    Pre-Milfology
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    Toxicology
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    Well I mean I wanna triple major in man buns, psychology, and poli-sci, but also maybe Spanish
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    Zeeshanic studies
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    Concrete Canoes
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    PBS Painting
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    Frosted Flaking
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    Dropping out
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    Finding a way to tell my girlfriend I don't love her
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    Disabled African Lesbian Socialist Women's studies, with a minor in French
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    Everything at once
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    Indie Bands
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    Lego building
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    EECS
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    Herbology
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    getting on the jumbotron
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    How to find a Jewish Husband (AKA baiting with a bagel)
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    Serenading Bella
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    I'm fundecided, just let me take some LSD
  17. If you could have a holiday what would it be?

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    Tank Top Tuesday
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    4/20 every day
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    Armenian Genocide awareness millenium
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    Lief Erikson Day
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    Taco Tuesday
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    Connor has to talk to me day
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    A very Grimy Goatchella
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    Off-leash October
  18. You're at a frat party- what you doing right now?

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    Leaving.
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    slapping the bag, ayeeee
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    Making out with that Spanish kid...or the kid from poli sci...or that NJB
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    Getting those kitties sucked (can you say Oedipus?)
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    Drunk texting your ex
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    Dancing noticeably off beat
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    Trying to get my significant other to dance with me
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    progressively getting louder and louder and searching for an asian hunny
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    showing off my moves like jagger
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    Asking where the half-ABGs at
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    Feeling sexy and free in my favorite cowboy BOOTS
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    Worrying about my EE final...yIkEs
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    Yelling Mr Chegg
  19. Describe your dorm room

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    Nobody knows...
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    Hurricane Katrina
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    Dispensary
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    NOT A LOUNGE
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    love nest #sexiled
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    bar for my residents
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    Two and a half douches
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    I keep a clean ship.
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    EDM music and K-Dramas
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    There's a sex swing in there. It's not even mine
  20. You win a million big bucks in the lottery. What do you do?

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    Allege that they made a mistake and demand they pay me more
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    **insert something annoyingly philanthropic**
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    Buy myself a house in Newport Beach, with a built-in ATO butler boi
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    BUY. SOME. BOOTS.
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    Help me make a dent in my out-of-state tuition smh sis
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    Get an eyebrow wax... and while I'm at it, hit that bikini area as well
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