1. You have names for each pair of scissors
2. You name your first daughter Joanne
3. You don't hesitate to buy a yard of fabric
4. You're can take a swim in your yarn stash
5. You feel like this when you see a brand new product at the craft store
6. You feel like this when someone swipes your scrapbook paper without asking
7. Quick and easy crafts like this Easy Stipe Pot Holder make you think "Ha, amateur."
8. People give you craft supplies for your birthday
9. You've spent more at the craft store than you did on your last car
On second thought....
You know what, hoarder? We salute you and your crafty ways. As long as you don't end up on one of those TLC reality shows, you're alright in our book.