You can't even act. Get off that poster.
Godspeed, my friend. (via.)
He tries to stay awake. But once he enters the dream world... horror. (via.)
Chickens are heartless killers. When you're not looking, they simply consume everything around them. It's a slow process but don't worry, they sedate their victims first. (via The Animal Blog.)
Recently reported on Reddit, someone found this isopod (aka "crazy crustacean").
It's quite simple really. They key is enjoying the fruits of your labor.
This raccoon has no shame. Wanna make it big at the zoo, put on a few pounds.
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