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Politicans We Can Confirm Have Penises

Now that we have confirmation of Congressman Weiner's penis, we thought, what other politicians have had their penises verified? Read the entire story @ http://thefastertimes.com/nonsense/2011/06/07/politicians-we-can-confirm-have-penises-2/

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  • 1. Bill Clinton

    Confirmed in 1998. The Lewinsky scandal. Forgiven.

  • 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Confirmed 2011. Schwarzenegger's extramarital affair with an employee produced a child.

  • 3. Dominique Strauss-Kahn

    Confirmed 2011. Dominique Strauss-Kahn is a douche bag.

  • 4. Chris Lee

    Confirmed in 2011. Lee sent shirtless photos of himself to a woman through Craigslist.

  • 5. Eric Massa

    Confirmed in 2010. Massa allegedly groped and tickled a young male staffer. Eric Massa meet Larry Craig.

  • 6. Eliot Spitzer

    Confirmed in 2008. Spitzer was a fan of expensive prostitutes.

  • 7. John Edwards

    Confirmed in 2008. Spitzer was a fan of expensive prostitutes.

  • 8. Larry Craig

    Confirmed in 2007. Craig was charged for lewd conduct in an airport bathroom. Quoted saying, "Bill Clinton is a bad boy-a naughty boy."

  • 9. Newt Gingrich

    Confirmed in 1998. Gingrich was having an affair with his intern while he was leading the impeachment of Bill Clinton.

  • 10. Anthony Weiner

    Confirmed 2011. Weiner admitted to exchanging graphic photographs with six women over Facebook and Twitter. Anthony Weiner meet Chris Lee.