Politicans We Can Confirm Have Penises
Now that we have confirmation of Congressman Weiner's penis, we thought, what other politicians have had their penises verified? Read the entire story @ http://thefastertimes.com/nonsense/2011/06/07/politicians-we-can-confirm-have-penises-2/
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1. Bill Clinton
Confirmed in 1998. The Lewinsky scandal. Forgiven.
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2. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Confirmed 2011. Schwarzenegger's extramarital affair with an employee produced a child.
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3. Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Confirmed 2011. Dominique Strauss-Kahn is a douche bag.
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4. Chris Lee
Confirmed in 2011. Lee sent shirtless photos of himself to a woman through Craigslist.
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5. Eric Massa
Confirmed in 2010. Massa allegedly groped and tickled a young male staffer. Eric Massa meet Larry Craig.
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6. Eliot Spitzer
Confirmed in 2008. Spitzer was a fan of expensive prostitutes.
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7. John Edwards
Confirmed in 2008. Spitzer was a fan of expensive prostitutes.
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8. Larry Craig
Confirmed in 2007. Craig was charged for lewd conduct in an airport bathroom. Quoted saying, "Bill Clinton is a bad boy-a naughty boy."
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9. Newt Gingrich
Confirmed in 1998. Gingrich was having an affair with his intern while he was leading the impeachment of Bill Clinton.
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10. Anthony Weiner
Confirmed 2011. Weiner admitted to exchanging graphic photographs with six women over Facebook and Twitter. Anthony Weiner meet Chris Lee.
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