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‘Battleship’ Trailer: Aliens and Rihanna
The new trailer for the 2012 film looks a lot more like ‘Transformers’ than the classic Hasbro game. Follow the link to find out more about the trailer!
Ask Kermit—An Angry Guy’s Guide to Self-Defense: Snakes, Hogs, and Meth Heads
Here are some things I’m afraid of: copperheads, wild boars, and meth heads. How might I protect myself if everything goes to shit and one of these comes at me? Follow the link to read Kermit's answer!
What ‘Friends With Benefits’ Owes to ‘Seinfeld’
Forging the Seinfeld and Friends With Benefits kinship of self-referentiality, hypocrisy, and the glorification of New York City... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Anderson Cooper’s Talk Show Will Be Dangerous and Really Gay
Anderson Cooper comes back to his roots in NYC for his new talk show, riding his bike without a helmet and talking ‘Real Housewives’... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Rihanna Names The Girls Who Run The World
Rihanna names the girls who are running the music world, excluding a certain legendary pop diva in the September 2011 issue of Glamour magazine... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Google+ Freezing and Deleting Accounts
Google+ is freezing and deleting Google accounts of users believed to be using pseudonyms... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Skinnygirl Bethenny Frankel To Launch Skincare Line
Post-‘Real Housewives of New York’, Bethenny Frankel has transformed her career, creating a brand worth hundreds of millions of dollars... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Spotted: Leighton Meester Beating Mom With a Bottle?
Okay, let’s start with the basics here. So, we know that Leighton Meester’s mom, Constance, was imprisoned for involvement in an international drug ring and gave birth to Leighton while serving her term in a Federal Prison... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Kat Von D and Jesse James Call Off Their Engagement, to the Absolute Surprise of Everyone On Earth
Streets of all of world’s major cities ring with tortured cries of, “If their love couldn’t make it, what chance do any of us have?”... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Will British Prison Force Rebecca Brooks to Cut Her Hair
If sent to prison, Rebecca Brooks’s hair, in all its explosive and spiraling glory, could serve as the perfect hiding place for illegal drugs, shank weapons, and unapproved conjugal visitors...
Should a Felony Be a Legally Protected Handicap?
There’s a new freedom being fought for in San Francisco. It’s not the freedom for homosexuals to imprison themselves in marriage, but the freedom of the previously imprisoned to pass themselves off as having been free all along.
Escape to Alcatraz: A Tourist Experience Enhanced
Ever since “The Rock” closed for prison business in 1963, by order of Bobby Kennedy the attorney general, people have been trying to get back to this place from which so many had previously tried to escape... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
How Marijuana Decriminalization Helps Balance the Budget
The Glaring Need for Decriminalization and Eventual Taxation of Marijuana... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Stage Collapses at Cheap Trick Concert
Midwestern power-pop icons Cheap Trick had a stage collapse around them during their set at this weekend’s Ottawa Bluesfest. And no, it was not part of the act... Click on the link to continue reading the article!
Mormon Kids Love Fire
Late Saturday night, when everyone else their age was getting drunk, Brigham Young University students were throwing homemade gas bombs down a mineshaft. In the midst of their merriment, they accidentally spilled and ignited a cooler filled with fuel, resulting in at least five hospitalizations... Click on the link to find out more!
Crash Cab: Canada’s Game Show Accident Proves Fatal
A vehicle associated with Canada’s Cash Cab hits a 61-year-old Surrey, B.C. resident who died of injuries later on... Click on the link to continue reading the story!
Simon Cowell’s The X-Factor Is Revealed, and Why It Will Destroy American Idol
Premiering on Semptember 21 on FOX, The X-Factor is set to be the Fall’s American Idol, but how long the two can peacefully co-exist, especially with fellow newcomer and ratings hit The Voice, remains to be determined... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
So, Kristen Wiig Has A New Movie Coming Out
All hail Kristen Wiig, who is proving to Hollywood that comedy can be smart and still make Follow the link to continue reading the article!
Nicki Minaj Suitcased in Face By Assistant
Kanye West’s “Monster” and basketball-posteriored star Nicki Minaj suffered a fat lip outside a Dallas hotel pool on Monday after her assistant, Safaree Samuels, got into an argument... Follow the link to continue reading the article!
The Dark Knight Rises’ Fake Trailer Looks Awesome
I just watched a fake trailer for the Dark Knight Rises and was absolutely convinced it was real... Follow the link to read the rest of the article!