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You Might Be A Slightly Odd Book Nerd If You've Done 15/20 Of These Things

Who doesn't save their old receipts to use as bookmarks?!

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    Starting a new book when you're already in the middle of reading another one.
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    Keeping receipts around for the sole purpose of using them as bookmarks in a pinch.
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    Saying, "I have nothing to read" when you have an entire shelf full of books.
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    Becoming personally and deeply offended when someone tells you they don't read that much.
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    Looking around to make sure no one notices you smelling a brand new book in the aisle of Barnes & Noble.
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    Saying, "I'm so tired" when you know it was your fault for staying up until 3 in the morning to finish a book.
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    Becoming irrationally sad when the love interest of a story is not actually real and therefore will not ever be able to date you.
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    Canceling plans because "you have a lot to do today" aka READ!!!!
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    Realizing you should know the answer to the question, "What's your favorite book?" BUT never being able to narrow it down.
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    Going to the bookstore when you are actually broke and don't have any money to buy books.
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    Obsessing over a book in a series and then literally forgetting everything when the next one comes out a year later.
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    Reading the last page of a book you just started and regretting it.
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    Attempting to guess which Hogwarts house a person belongs in before they tell you.
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    Becoming jealous when someone is reading your favorite book for the first time.
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    Packing more books than clothes when you're traveling on vacation.
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    Buying multiple copies of one book because paperback!! E-books!! Special edition!!
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    Having more books than walking space in your bedroom.
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    Reading a little bit of a book in between commercials when you're watching TV.
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    Perfecting walking while reading a book without stumbling over anything.
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    And finally, lovingly stroking the cover of a book after you finished the last page because you loved it THAT MUCH.
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