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First of all, you can't even attempt to look nice if you know you'll be stepping foot outside.
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And foundation? Forget it. It will be melting down the sides of your face within MINUTES.
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In fact, putting any kind of eyeshadow or lipstick on your face will sadly result in a tragedy.
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AND LET'S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT DOING YOUR HAIR.
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Try as you might, the dreaded humidity will come ruin all your styling efforts.
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There are not enough liquids in the world to quench your extreme thirst after a brief walk outside.
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And most of the time, it feels like the sun is playing a cruel, cruel joke.
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But most days you don't even bother checking your weather app, because you already KNOW outside is going to feel like a fucking swamp monster.
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Everything — EVERYTHING — is constantly sticky with wetness.
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And if it's not wet, then it's foggy as all hell.
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Even you are CONSTANTLY LAYERED IN PERSPIRATION.
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And getting into small, tight spaces with more sweaty-ass bodies makes you really consider if it's all worth it.
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You've never quite understood the people who just "embrace it."
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And no matter how hard you crave a nice, cool breeze, it just DOESN'T COME.
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And while you moan and complain about the nasty, drenching humidity all summer long...
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...it makes you anticipate the sweet, sweet chill of WINTER that much more.
