Listen, nature has blessed us with its beauty. But there are some times when it's like, OK, let's fuck some shit up.
Here are some reasons why you should never mess with nature.
JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TORNADO.
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Here's a casual bed of solid lava that looks like thousands of dying souls being dragged to the literal depths of hell.
Oh, this? This isn't the apocalypse. It's a crazy-ass dust storm.
Also, nature has produced some weird-as-shit creatures that do weird-as-shit things.
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For instance, this ACTUAL MONSTER is called a Coconut Crab and it is a thing from your nightmares that exists on this planet.
This is a giant motherfucking salamander that was chilling on a sidewalk in Japan CASUAL AS HELL.
These spider beasts are called Japanese Spider Crabs. Nature decided it was a good idea to bring them to this good earth but honestly, they would give Satan himself nightmares.
This, surprisingly, is not the villain of a Disney movie. It is a Star-Nosed Mole, and it is terrifying.
And naked mole rats may have been cute in Kim Possible, but are truly the Devil's creatures in real life.
Sometimes nature gives us cute things that are also a little horrifying. This thing is called a Tarsar, but it looks like it will suck your soul the minute your back is turned.
And if you think this frog is cute, THINK AGAIN MY FRIEND. The dart frog's poison literally attacks your nerves, paralyzes you, and then kills you within three fucking minutes.
This weird land-fish thing is called a Mudskipper, and looking into its eyes is like peering into the depths of hell.
This LITERAL DEMON is a Lamprey and it looks like it could chew you into a thousand tiny pieces with its sharp-ass teeth.
In conclusion, nature has gifted us with plenty of beauty, but also some seriously terrifying shit. We should all honestly just stay inside.
