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Here’s Solid Proof That The Earth Has No Chill

Honestly, just stay inside.

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Listen, nature has blessed us with its beauty. But there are some times when it's like, OK, let's fuck some shit up.

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Here are some reasons why you should never mess with nature.

JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TORNADO.

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Here's a casual bed of solid lava that looks like thousands of dying souls being dragged to the literal depths of hell.

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Oh, this? This isn't the apocalypse. It's a crazy-ass dust storm.

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Also, nature has produced some weird-as-shit creatures that do weird-as-shit things.

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For instance, this ACTUAL MONSTER is called a Coconut Crab and it is a thing from your nightmares that exists on this planet.

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This is a giant motherfucking salamander that was chilling on a sidewalk in Japan CASUAL AS HELL.

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These spider beasts are called Japanese Spider Crabs. Nature decided it was a good idea to bring them to this good earth but honestly, they would give Satan himself nightmares.

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This, surprisingly, is not the villain of a Disney movie. It is a Star-Nosed Mole, and it is terrifying.

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And naked mole rats may have been cute in Kim Possible, but are truly the Devil's creatures in real life.

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Sometimes nature gives us cute things that are also a little horrifying. This thing is called a Tarsar, but it looks like it will suck your soul the minute your back is turned.

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And if you think this frog is cute, THINK AGAIN MY FRIEND. The dart frog's poison literally attacks your nerves, paralyzes you, and then kills you within three fucking minutes.

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This weird land-fish thing is called a Mudskipper, and looking into its eyes is like peering into the depths of hell.

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This LITERAL DEMON is a Lamprey and it looks like it could chew you into a thousand tiny pieces with its sharp-ass teeth.

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In conclusion, nature has gifted us with plenty of beauty, but also some seriously terrifying shit. We should all honestly just stay inside.

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