21 Ways To Make Chili's Employees Hate You
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Ask obvious questions.
Not understand the difference between a salsa and a sauce.
Bring your own fucking food to a place that serves it.
Leave a shitty tip IN CHANGE.
Order anything 15 minutes before closing.
Order a main entree as a "side."
Drink the salsa through a straw.
Forgo tipping all together.
EVEN IF YOU'RE NICE, IT'S STILL. NOT. OK.
Air your dirty laundry.
Not grasp pronunciation.
Be a douche about happy hour.
Be SUPER inappropriate.
Get into a physical altercation.
Ask for a different coffee after hearing all the options.
Be super weird about your ordering preferences.
Make life hard for your busser.
Feel insulted when they don't have what you want.
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