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The 17 Most Offensive Things People Say To Someone With Small Boobs

"Itty Bitty Titty Committee!”

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1. “You’re lucky. You don’t have to wear a bra.”

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Listen, gravity affects us too.

2. “Have you looked into push-up bras?”

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To play up what cleavage, exactly?

3. “Lol wait, but have you ever tried stuffing before?”

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Are you really asking us this.

4. “Have you thought about getting implants?”

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Some of us are happy the way we are, and some of us aren't — if we want to discuss it with you, we will.

5. “What size are you even?”

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How much money do you make?

6. “Aw, but small boobs are sooo cute.”

The compliment is appreciated, but they can also be sexy.
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The compliment is appreciated, but they can also be sexy.

7. “Men like curves.”

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DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS.

8. “I had small boobs when I was a teen too.”

CBS

Cool story.

9. “I heard the pill can make them bigger.”

WB

*Sigh*

10. Calling them “mosquito bites,” “bee stings,” or “AA batteries.”

We've heard it all, and you are not original.
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We've heard it all, and you are not original.

11. “You’re a part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!”

FOX

YEAH I'M THE FUCKING PRESIDENT, WHAT OF IT??

12. “You’re as flat as Kansas.”

Flat and fabulous.
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Flat and fabulous.

13. Telling us not to wear something because “we’ll look like a dude.”

NBC

Look, we know T-shirts aren't the most flattering, but we still look FLY AS HELL.

14. “Do they make you insecure?”

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NOPE.

15. “At least you can run up and down stairs without it being uncomfortable!”

FOX

Oh, trust me, sister, it's still uncomfortable.

16. “Can you even shop at Victoria's Secret?”

Disney

UM, EXCUSE YOU, YES WE CAN.

17. “I’d give you some of mine if I could!”

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Eh...no thanks. We're good!

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