Oh no no no, that is not a butt in disguise.
It's not a plump butt.
Do you get it now? It's not a butt.
No way! You know that's not a butt!
It certainly is not a butt in disguise.
Heheh. It's not a butt.
No sirree! Not a butt!
Nothing tush-related over here!
You're getting it now! It's not a butt.
No hiney hiding out around here.
Oh no, sorry, it's also not a butt.
And finally, that is — oh. That is not a penguin.