Hello, dear reader and welcome. I assume you've clicked on this because you want to know more about my love affair with the one who holds the one true place in my heart: Torchy's Tacos.
If you haven't heard of Torchy's Tacos that's OK since they're mainly in Texas and this world we live in is not a fair one. But let me tell you that once you try it, your life will be forever changed. And that is a fact.
First, it's very important to me to bring up their queso. I live in Los Angeles where no one knows how to make queso even somewhat decently, so I DREAM about this cheesy, golden dip every night.
Let me bring your eyes closer to this delicacy because I just don't feel like you're really understanding me right now.
You may ask, "Farrah, why the fuck is there guacamole in this queso? This is an outrage." But let me tell you, my friend, that it is not. If there was ever a time guac and queso were meant to be combined, it is HERE. And that is the hill I will die on.
Now, I will continue our journey together by discussing the second most important thing: the tacos. There is a reason Torchy's slogan is, "Damn good." These tacos? ARE DAMN GOOD.
Whether you're in the mood for something breakfast-y or something traditional, TORCHY'S IS HERE FOR YOU, HONEY. They DE-LIV-ER.
And no taco is complete without one of their exquisite salsas and sauces. Chipotle! Poblano! Tomatillo! Creamy avocado! THEY DO IT ALL, BABY.
By now you might be thinking, "WTF is this an ad?" BUT NO MY FRIEND. THIS!!!! THIS IS A LOVE STORY!!!!! And like all great love stories, they conclude with a refreshing margarita.*
I would like to wrap up the declaration of my love affair by saying...Torchy's, I love you. I don't like this distance between us. Please, please...come to Los Angeles. Find me. We could be so happy together.