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7 Things Women Can Do To Avoid Catcallers

These will 100% work. All of them.

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1. Open your purse and begin chunking handfuls upon handfuls of tampons at them. Catcallers hate tampons.

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2. Actually meow in response, then begin loudly hacking up a hairball.

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3. Walk around freely enclosed in a giant, plastic — SOUNDPROOF — bubble.

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4. Put vaseline on your teeth so that you have to keep smiling no matter what, and when bugs get caught in your teeth, keep going.

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5. Start singing the entirety of "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch in your best, LOUDEST Batman voice and don't stop until they begin slowly backing away.

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6. Walk around in baggy, shapeless sweats — even if it's the middle of summer. If you feel like passing out, keep going.

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7. Finally, never walk outside. Ever. But if you DO leave your house, bring a pack of dogs with you.

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