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    9 Sex Positions Only Book Lovers Will Understand

    To missionary or not to missionary.

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    1. "The Darcy"

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    Takes their sweet time ravishing you all the while reminding you how amazing they are.

    2. "The Gatsby"

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    Where more time is spent lavishly prepping for the sex than the actual act of it.

    3. "The Christian Grey"

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    Answers any question with “my cock concurs” during intercourse.

    4. "The Moaning Myrtle"

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    Extremely loud sex that can be heard ‘round the castle.

    5. "The Crime and Punishment"

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    A failed attempt at BDSM role play.

    6. "The Jon Snow"

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    When you expect mediocre sex but there’s more ~skills in the sack~ than you had thought.

    7. "The Sherlock Holmes"

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    Unfamiliar sex that begins as a mystery but is quickly resolved.

    8. "The Charles Dickens"

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    Lackluster sex that stems from expectations being too great.

    9. "The Elizabeth Bennet"

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    Lengthy durations of flirting that concludes with epic cunnilingus.

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