It is 2018 and because God is good someone has figured out how to actually make wine in an Instapot — and now you can too.
If you have no idea what the hell an Instapot is, allow me to explain. It is a kitchen tool that's a cross between a slow cooker and a pressure cooker. They run between $69.99 and $150 on Amazon.
David Murphy is the official creator of Instant Pot Wine. He told MUNCHIES that inspiration struck when he stumbled upon a specific meme and decided to attempt to make his own recipe, which you can find here.
The catch is that it takes about two days plus another eight days of storing in a cool, dry, and dark place. But the neat thing is getting to brag that you've actually made your own wine from scratch.
The real takeaway from this is that 1) You must have patience to make your own wine and 2) You now have the recipe to wow your friends by creating your own wine to bring to parties!