1. When this disaster was brought into the universe:
2. When peanut butter slices were marketed like American cheese:
3. When we thought crop tops and super low-cut jeans were a match made in heaven:
4. When we all felt the need to wear our hair in an everyday wedding style with the Hairagami:
5. When we thought oozing green slime was actually a delicious treat:
6. And when we ate "swamp pudding" that literally turned your tongue green:
7. Like, seriously, why were we so obsessed with green stuff:
8. When we drank BRIGHT-ASS BLUE soda without question:
9. And when ~regular fries~ just wouldn't cut it:
10. When extremely narrow sunglasses made a ~stunning~ debut:
11. And when we thought tinted, colored sunglasses made us look flawless:
12. When we needed our lip gloss to shine brighter than the actual sun:
13. And when the market provided us with a sliding contraption for our tragically glittery lipstick:
14. When we wore pants that tied like goddamn shoelaces:
15. And when these newsboy caps were somehow in style:
16. When we thought playing with these was cute and not at all creepy:
17. And finally, when these keychains were somehow all the rage:
