Books·Posted on Dec 1, 2019I'm Terribly Sorry To Present These Times Male Authors Badly Wrote Female Characters"There is little good-looking about a pregnant woman."by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff WriterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "How can I describe this woman as friendly? Ah, I'VE GOT IT." lordandsaviour / Via reddit.com 2. "This is 100% how breasts work. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about." crazy3000 / Via reddit.com 3. "I've got a great line. Women should really talk more about their breasts' feelings!!!!" afuckingpagan / Via reddit.com 4. "This is definitely how a father would describe his daughter." wherethewindssigh / Via reddit.com 5. "Just want to make it VERY clear how sexy her breasts are!!!" Bashfulapplesnapple / Via reddit.com 6. "Since women peak at age 19, I want to make sure readers know she's not a decrepit 36-year-old!!!!!!" hotmopo / Via reddit.com 7. "I can write women really well because I've had exactly one conversation with a woman." cheribella / Via reddit.com 8. "I've done this to zero women, but I know it makes sense." princess_nell / Via reddit.com 9. "What do you mean, 'This sounds creepy'?" mylifeinneon / Via reddit.com 10. "What should I compare these breasts to? I'VE GOT IT. PUPPIES." Alexis Ames @alexis_writes1 I'm sorry, her breasts do WHAT 11:33 PM - 10 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. "I'm such an artist with words." hupigi / Via reddit.com 12. "Of course I know why some women are confrontational!!!" daelight_tk / Via reddit.com 13. "Breasts totally get scared." tswan89 / Via reddit.com 14. "I really can't fathom why nobody has ever thought to write about breasts this way. God, I'm creative." CurdledBeans / Via reddit.com 15. "How do I write about her abs in a sexy way? I KNOW." inquisitorial_25 / Via reddit.com 16. "Mm, yes. Flesh skeleton." _renji / Via reddit.com 17. "Man, sheep are totally underrated." wingeddinosaur / Via reddit.com 18. "I know what women want to hear because I am an expert." BringMeDatCorpse / Via reddit.com 19. "This is Pulitzer material." sadhairahcaz / Via reddit.com H/T: @men_write_women and r/menwritingwomen.