1. "How can I describe this woman as friendly? Ah, I'VE GOT IT."
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2. "This is 100% how breasts work. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."
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3. "I've got a great line. Women should really talk more about their breasts' feelings!!!!"
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4. "This is definitely how a father would describe his daughter."
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5. "Just want to make it VERY clear how sexy her breasts are!!!"
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6. "Since women peak at age 19, I want to make sure readers know she's not a decrepit 36-year-old!!!!!!"
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7. "I can write women really well because I've had exactly one conversation with a woman."
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8. "I've done this to zero women, but I know it makes sense."
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9. "What do you mean, 'This sounds creepy'?"
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10. "What should I compare these breasts to? I'VE GOT IT. PUPPIES."
I'm sorry, her breasts do WHAT
11. "I'm such an artist with words."
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12. "Of course I know why some women are confrontational!!!"
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13. "Breasts totally get scared."
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14. "I really can't fathom why nobody has ever thought to write about breasts this way. God, I'm creative."
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15. "How do I write about her abs in a sexy way? I KNOW."
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16. "Mm, yes. Flesh skeleton."
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17. "Man, sheep are totally underrated."
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18. "I know what women want to hear because I am an expert."
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19. "This is Pulitzer material."
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