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We Need To Talk About How Joey From “Friends” Was Literally A Terrible Person

"I'M NOT EVEN SORRY." —Joey, and us, too, basically.

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We can all agree that Friends has an entertaining cast of characters, but it's time we talked about one in particular who's pretty much bottom of the barrel...

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JOEY.

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He was consistently hitting on women even if they showed literally no desire or interest.

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Oh, let’s not forget when Joey USED Monica as a prop in his love games.

C'MON, REALLY???
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C'MON, REALLY???

ALSO, HE LEFT ROSS'S FUCKING BABY ON A BUS BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING TO WOMEN.

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And when he saw a hot girl from Monica's apartment, he literally wandered down the hallways yelling for her.

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He was a straight-up creep sometimes, TBH.

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AND LET'S NOT FORGET HIS BLATANT BODY-SHAMING.

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Also, he doesn't share his food — which is, like, FINE — but he didn't have to be an enormous dick about it.

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And when he actually felt like being generous, he only offered up the part his greasy hands had been all over.

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In a life-or-death situation, he chose to save his sandwich OVER HIS ACTUAL FRIEND.

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WTF.

And look, when there was a straight-up crisis happening in his friend group, he only really cared about food.

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He also borrowed from his BEST FRIEND and literally never repaid him (even though Chandler said it was fine, that's not what a REAL friend would do).

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Do you know how much??? DO YOU?? FIND OUT THE FULL AMOUNT HERE.

And he PURPOSELY tricked his friends into seeing a play so he could throw a party because he didn't want them there.

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And when his friends tried to help further his career, he didn't even listen. Or care, TBH.

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Oh, and we’ll never forgive him for hooking up with Rachel. He should’ve known Ross is her lobster.

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Let's not even try to deny it anymore: Joey is pretty much problematic.

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And basically:

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