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Your car keys have traveled further than your car has https://t.co/jh5TrTQJ5P
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finally is pronounced “final-e” but finale is pronounced “fi-nally” https://t.co/6zWxN8zwBm
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Wtf automatically translates to what the f*ck in your head, but LOL just stays as LOL and not laugh out loud. https://t.co/OLgNtNk7ll
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a pizza is a circle that comes in a square box that we eat in a triangle
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You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.
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Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust https://t.co/BDVuuyxRzK
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Isn’t it mad you’ve never seen your face in person? Only in pictures or the reflextion
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George Washington didn't know dinosaurs existed because the first fossils weren't discovered until after he died https://t.co/jU6OmJZKcb
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I was today years old when I realized this. I may never be the same.
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Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips although you can tiptoe but not tipfinger