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    Just 17 Really Great Christmas Tweets

    "Final exams are the true nightmare before Christmas."

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    & hes making a list & hes checking it twice & hes gonna found out Who is naughty or Nice now He takes off her dress now Let me go

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    What I really want is a Hallmark movie where a woman learns the true meaning of Christmas while she hunts a serial killer.

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    elf: the reindeer need names santa: fine, uhh dasher elf: ok santa: dancer elf: uh huh santa: prancer elf: got it santa: vixen elf: yep-what? santa: *licking lips* vixen

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    MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS IN WINTER AND FEMALES DONT THEREFORE SANTA’S SLEIGH IS PULLED BY A TEAM OF STRONG, POWERFUL, UNDERRATED WOMEN!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!! I SEE YOU!!!!

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    3yo: dad I want to make a gingerbread man! Me: okay! 3yo: and then I’ll eat him! Me: okay! 3yo: then I‘ll eat a real man! Me: okayyyyyyyyy....

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    [me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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    [to the tune of "santa baby"] yoda baby make some serotonin for me yes please

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    Final exams are the true nightmare before Christmas

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    Get in loser we’re driving around the rich neighborhoods and looking at their Christmas lights

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    🎵 "Oh Christmas Shibe oh Christmas Shibe" 🎶

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    Took my dogs to take their yearly christmas photos. It’s really hard when you have one super photogenic dog and one dog having an existential crisis.

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    "My cat is afraid of tangerines, so i created a force field to protect the Christmas tree ..."

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    boss: you know what’s weird me: how the flintsones celebrate Christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c? boss: how the flin— yes exactly

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    there’s a Friday the 13th in December... ...A nightmare before Christmas, you might say

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    Every Mom on Christmas morning watching you open presents:

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    me coming back from christmas break in 2nd grade ready to tell the rich kids santa klaus is fake cus i didn’t get a playstation