Books·Posted on Jan 4, 202016 Tweets That Are Just, Like, Really, Really Peak DumbledoreHermione: *Saves world.* Dumbledore: Well done, Harry!by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff WriterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch [books 1-5] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: love your friends. [books 6-7] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: ok so he split his soul into 7 maybe 8 pieces idk yet but they're all in hidden items and also inside of you so you also have to kinda die and 02:37 PM - 21 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Laurazepam @andlikelaura harry potter: i’m depressed dumbledore: your parents died when you were a baby, cedric and your godfather were killed in front of you, a homicidal maniac is trying to kill you. i get it harry: yeah dumbledore: so i need you to go on a deadly quest to find some soul trinkets 07:40 PM - 15 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. randy @leakypod dumbledore: it’s important that u let this baby live with u the dursleys: can we treat him like he’s fucken dogshit dumbledore: lmao ya i literally do not give a fuck 02:25 AM - 17 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ✨V✨ @coolauntV dumbledore, completely wasted: I should have know you’d be here professor mcgonagall some random cat: 04:01 AM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. soul nate @MNateShyamalan me: so how do you guys get around? dumbledore: lots of ways. you can take the secret train me: makes sense dumbledore: fly a broomstick me: fun dumbledore: touch a boot and be sucked spinning through some kind of magic hellscape void me: huh dumbledore: bus 02:09 PM - 02 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes [Hogwarts] Dumbledore: why are my premiums so high? Insurance Agent: moving stairs with no rails, three headed dog in a tower, troll in the bathroom, and a giant snake in the plumbing. Dumbledore: yes but only one student died this year; the others were merely injured : ) 01:40 AM - 07 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau HARRY: Professor I didn’t put my name in the Goblet of Fire. DUMBLEDORE: There’s nothing I can do, Harry. HARRY: DUMBLEDORE: HARRY: What is—what’s even your job here? 12:04 AM - 21 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. randy @leakypod dumbledore: harry must be safe snape: ok but can i be a dick to him dumbledore: what snape: like, idk, if i wanted to tell him he’s an even bigger pathetic fucken loser than his dead dad i can right lol dumbledore: are u okay 11:16 PM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Glenn @Shenaniglenns Harry: so a time turner turns back time Dumbledore: yes Harry: to, say, stop two murders Dumbledore: Harry: hello Dumbledore [loudly chewing jelly beans]: crazy how Pluto isn’t a planet anymore lol 04:30 PM - 17 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. harry potter stuff @theHPfacts slytherin: we won the house cup!!! dumbledore: 11:46 AM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. not brendan @crocodilethumbs quirrell: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! dumbledore: everyone to their dorms malfoy: but slytherin’s dorm is next to the dungeon dumbledore: “BuT sLyThErIn’S dOrM iS nExT tO tHe DuNgEoN” lmao do i look like i give a shit 07:41 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Adam Cerious @Browtweaten Dumbledore: So you left Voldemort because he killed the woman you loved Snape: Yes Dumbledore: And now you want to “protect” the child of her and the guy you hated by teaching here? Snape: Yes Dumbledore: Lmao sick. I see zero red flags 08:02 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. randy @leakypod dumbledore: the first rule is that first years cant have brooms harry: i want one tho dumbledore: lmao ok fair. the second rule is that no rules apply to harry 03:33 AM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Gidi Kroon @gidikroon @leakypod hermione: *saves world* dumbledore: well done harry! 12:44 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Lex Croucher @lexcanroar Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire is like: hey kids, welcome to the Death Olympics! I've invited my friends - the French, and the Nazis. if you need any help go ask your new teacher, who is visibly drunk 07:53 PM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 @gayrauder albus dumbledore adding some points in the last minute for gryffindor because harry potter just breathed https://t.co/upuPkc0LnC 03:06 PM - 12 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite