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Do You Have Shit Taste In Men?

Voice your choice in grown-ass boys.

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  1. Men in uniform or men in suits?

    Uniform
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    Uniform
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    Suit
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    Suit
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Let's face it, a man in uniform is the only man you'll ever need.

  2. Men with glasses or no glasses?

    Glasses
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    Glasses
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    No glasses
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    No glasses
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Glasses, duh. One word: intellectual.

  3. Men with or without tattoos?

    No tattoos
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    No tattoos
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    Tattoos
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    Tattoos
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Tattoos! This pretty much means it's a creative man with a big heart.

  4. Arms or ass?

    Ass
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    Ass
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    ARMS — to wrap you up in. ;)

  5. English accent or Southern accent?

    Southern
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    Southern
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    English
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    English
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    If you didn't pick English, you're only fooling yourself. It's sexy as hell.

  6. Men who roll their sleeves or who leave them unrolled?

    Rolled
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    Rolled
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    Unrolled
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    Unrolled
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    ROLLED, DUH. Gotta love a man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

  7. Texting you with emojis or no emojis?

    Emojis
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    Emojis
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    No emojis
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    No emojis
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Look, too many emojis can come off as overwhelming and nobody needs that in their life.

  8. Kiss on cheek or kiss on forehead?

    Kiss on cheek
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    Kiss on cheek
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    Kiss on forehead
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    Kiss on forehead
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A kiss on the forehead is cute and sentimental, but a kiss on the cheek is something your grandma does.

  9. Piercings or no piercings?

    No piercings
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    No piercings
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    Piercings
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    Piercings
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There's something edgy and cool AF about a man with piercings.

  10. Boxer briefs or briefs?

    Boxer briefs
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    Boxer briefs
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    Briefs
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    Briefs
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    OBVIOUSLY BOXER BRIEFS. If you have to ask why, just leave.

  11. Calling you "babe" or "baby"?

    Babe
    Babe
    Baby
    Baby
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Babe...because calling you baby is just weird.

  12. T-shirt or V-neck?

    V-neck
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    V-neck
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    T-shirt
    Via ABC
    T-shirt
    Via ABC
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    V-neck is just weird. We don't have another reason. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  13. A man who orders medium-well or who orders well-done?

    Medium-well
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    Medium-well
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    Well-done
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    Well-done
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Listen, medium-well is just classier.

  14. A guy who hangs out at a club or sports bar?

    Club
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    Club
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    Sports bar
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    Sports bar
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Look, these are both awful. But the sports bar is the lesser of two evils.

  15. Texting you "haha" or "LOL"?

    Haha
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    Haha
    Via Lara Parker for BuzzFeed
    LOL
    Via Lara Parker for BuzzFeed
    LOL
    Via Lara Parker for BuzzFeed
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Haha, obviously! Everyone LIES when they text "LOL." Are you *really* laughing out loud?

  16. Hand around your waist or your shoulders?

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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The waist is more intimate and comfortable. Who wants to be near someone's armpit?

Do You Have Shit Taste In Men?

You have shit taste in men.

Sorry, it's true. We don't make the rules, we just enforce them. Life is too short to date trash men. Dump them and move on to bigger and better things. They're waiting with open arms.

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You have great taste in men.

Congratulations, you have great taste in men. It can be rare, but you know a good gem when you see one. So hold tight to your man or be on the lookout for the dadbod of your dreams — chances are he's right around the corner.

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