Books·Posted on Sep 23, 2019Just 21 Times People Made A+ Literary Jokes On Twitter"Dumbledore: so I need you to go on a deadly quest to find some soul trinkets."by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff WriterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours JRR Tolkien: *big breath in* 02:35 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Laurazepam @andlikelaura harry potter: i’m depressed dumbledore: your parents died when you were a baby, cedric and your godfather were killed in front of you, a homicidal maniac is trying to kill you. i get it harry: yeah dumbledore: so i need you to go on a deadly quest to find some soul trinkets 07:40 PM - 15 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. the library haunter 🦉🎃 @SketchesbyBoze fall is almost here and if you think I’m gonna be wearing sweaters and sipping cocoa and digging up bones and dancing with pumpkins and accidentally resurrecting a trio of old witches you’re completely right. 06:20 PM - 02 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ines helene @inihelene Ladies, if he: - ignores text messages - likes when his sister plays piano - can’t provide for his family - enjoys moldy food - wakes up one day realizing he’s a gigantic insect He's not your man. He's Gregor Samsa from Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis. 02:59 PM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. SparkNotes @SparkNotes Beatrice: Against my will, I am sent to bid you come in to dinner. Benedick: 03:13 PM - 03 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa Tolkien: *spends 40 years developing a 6000 year span of histories, cultures, and cosmologies for multiple races and civilizations, including full linguistic systems, in service of his fantasy epic* also Tolkien: the tree’s name is..treebeard 10:05 PM - 05 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. abby @abbyraejepsen harry potter if he was a vlogger 1. i killed my professor 2. HOW TO SURVIVE A BASILISK ATTACK (w/ tips) 3. my stalker tried to kill me 4. i saw my crush’s boyfriend die? 5. O.W.L.S vlog (gone wrong!) 6. girlfriend tag! (ft. ginny weasley) 7. I DIED + CAME BACK (not clickbait) 05:55 AM - 14 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. jaboukie? @jaboukie no one: lady macbeth: 11:35 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: *slides a curly fry on her finger like a ring* Me: Are you married? 5: I'm Frodo. 06:16 PM - 10 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS No offense but I was raised to “take care” of my husband. Wash his clothes, clean the house, construct fake diaries insinuating he wanted to hurt me, elaborately fake my own death and frame him for murder 01:04 AM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Esme @livestrongfree RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! and ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into gryffindor https://t.co/YSG3q8G0XR 11:57 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Diya Mishra @thedimishra A single man in possession of a good fortune must, and I cannot stress this enough, be in want of a wife. 05:21 PM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Luc @ellkay_ My sister talks a lot of smack to me for someone who used to kiss her cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen every night in 2009 lmaoooo I AIN’T FORGET 11:37 PM - 16 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. SparkNotes @SparkNotes ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ still aren’t over the fact that Odysseus’s dog waited for him for 20 years, saw him one last time, wagged his tail, and then died ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ 06:16 PM - 10 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume me: i hate clichés author: they have to stay in a hotel and there’s only one room with one bed left and they have to share the bed and- me: *giddy with glee* omg they have to stay in a hotel and there’s only ONE ROOM with ONE BED left and they have to SHARE THE BED AND- 08:52 AM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Fae Brown @99Febro Mercutio, dying, yelling at both Tybalt and Romeo: Both your houses are fucking canceled 04:33 PM - 02 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. the library haunter 🦉🎃 @SketchesbyBoze you ever feel the wind blowing through your hair and suddenly you're walking along the ramparts of a tall castle? your brothers told you ladies can’t fight but you can wield a sword better than any of them. 08:05 PM - 09 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 🥚🌱🍆 @KyEggPlantEmoji Me: Mr. and Mrs. Weasley probably had a normal sex life JK Rowling: *inhales* 04:45 AM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz About once ever six months, I remember how in Twilight, the girl thinks her boyfriend might be a vampire and so then she does a google image search for "vampire" 10:19 AM - 22 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. wHyZgUy @_WhyzGuy_ At the bookstore: Me: "Do yall have any books on turtles" Cashier: "Hard back?" Me: "Yeah, with little heads" 04:49 PM - 28 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. SparkNotes @SparkNotes Macbeth when his Macbeth wife first suggests when his killing Duncan wife insists 06:26 PM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite