Oh hi there!
I'm ready! What's taking you so long, human?
Please, can you forgive me?
Can somebody please play with me?
If I let you do anything to me, will you love me forever?
What are you feeding me, human? Why didn't you show me before?
Huh, just give me a sec before the next game
What do you mean, this is not the place to sleep?
If you're not overwhelmed by cuteness yet, maybe this tiny bum will help
What do you mean, it's not ladylike to show my bum to these people?
*Dreaming of adventures*
If I promise I'm not going to make a mess again, will you play with me?
I'm fabulous, don't you think?
I'm just going to close my eyes for a second. I'm not sleeping! Promise...
Who is this pretty boy?
Am I a puppy or am I a bunny? I'm going through an identity crisis here!
Is it okay if I chill here?
Do you like my jumper? I like yours!
I feel so tired, can you carry me now?
I know I shouldn't have eaten your shoes but are you still going to take me for a walk?
I love you so much!
I'm just going to tilt my head, act cute and pretend I don't know anything about those holes in the garden.
What's the meaning of life?
Leave me alone, human! I'm sad now.
Can I have a nap now? My head is so heavy, I can't do this anymore.
I might be tiny but I'm definitely not as innocent as I look...
I'm going to take care of you.
Can you let me sleep for 5 more minutes?
Am I adorable or what?
I'm out of here.
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