Oh hi there!
I'm ready! What's taking you so long, human?
Please, can you forgive me?
Can somebody please play with me?
If I let you do anything to me, will you love me forever?
What are you feeding me, human? Why didn't you show me before?
Huh, just give me a sec before the next game
What do you mean, this is not the place to sleep?
What do you mean, it's not ladylike to show my bum to these people?
*Dreaming of adventures*
If I promise I'm not going to make a mess again, will you play with me?
I'm fabulous, don't you think?
I'm just going to close my eyes for a second. I'm not sleeping! Promise...
Who is this pretty boy?
Am I a puppy or am I a bunny? I'm going through an identity crisis here!
Is it okay if I chill here?
Do you like my jumper? I like yours!
I feel so tired, can you carry me now?
I know I shouldn't have eaten your shoes but are you still going to take me for a walk?
I love you so much!
I'm just going to tilt my head, act cute and pretend I don't know anything about those holes in the garden.
What's the meaning of life?
Leave me alone, human! I'm sad now.
Can I have a nap now? My head is so heavy, I can't do this anymore.
I might be tiny but I'm definitely not as innocent as I look...
I'm going to take care of you.
Can you let me sleep for 5 more minutes?
Am I adorable or what?
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