Skip To Content
  • Viral badge
  • lol badge

14 Times "Shrek" Really Pushed The Envelope On Being PG

Spoiler: Robin Hood was skeezier than you thought.

1. First, there's the beginning of the movie, when Shrek very obviously implies that fairy tales are a load of shit...

2. The part when Shrek and Donkey discuss Lord Farquaad's physical endowment...

3. And, of course, when the official Duloc welcome anthem plays...

4. When Robin Hood lets it slip about his true intentions for rescuing damsels in distress...

5. When Lord Farquaad is looking at pictures of Fiona in the mirror, and he has to, uh, adjust his grip on the blanket that covers his lap.

6. When we realize the fate that beheld the Mother Bear we saw captured earlier in the movie...

7. When Shrek overhears Donkey having a ~sexy~ dream...

8. When the Magic Mirror is talking about Snow White and jokes, "Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy."

9. In Shrek 2, when Pinnochio is wearing a thong...

10. And when castle guards find a little bag of catnip on Puss in Boots...

11. When Prince Charming finds the Big Bad Wolf alone with some...bedside reading.

12. When Shrek's pants fall down, and the damsels look super pleased with what they see...

13. In the beginning of Shrek the Third, when Donkey pulls the covers off of Shrek and then screams...

14. And finally, when a group of students roll up in the medieval equivalent of a Volkswagen bus.

This post was translated from Spanish.