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Alien Invasion Survival Guide

You always knew it could happen, and now it has. Aliens have landed, and they're taking over. You could just surrender and become a slave / collaborator / food source, but that's not your style. You're gonna survive. For more alien invasion amazingness, you're going to want to tune in to Falling Skies, premiering June 9th at 9 PM on TNT.

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1. Uh oh. It's happening. They're here.

2. Now what?

3. First of all: Don't freak out.

4. Seriously. DON'T. FREAK. OUT.

5. Keep a level head.

6. Keep a sharp eye out for ambushes.

7. Try to befriend the aliens.

8. If that doesn't work, find a secure hiding place.

9. Keep an eye out for people who are not who they seem.

10. Acquire basic weapon skills.

11. Learn hand-to-hand combat, just in case.

12. Organize a counterattack.

13. Disguise yourself.

14. Use that disguise to steal a vehicle.

15. ...until you can find a spacecraft and leave for a safer planet.

16. Congratulations. You just survived an alien invasion.