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This Live-Tweeting Of The Warriors Is Everything You Could Hope For And More

Come ouuuuuuut and plaaaaayyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaayyyyyy!

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2 minutes in, so much leather and longing looks on the subway. #TheWarriors

Everyone is bare-chested and smooth-chested. Whaaaat, shiny pink vests? Gangsta mimes? #TheWarriors

The "Electric Eliminators" sound like dildos. #TheWarriors

The NY subway maps haven't changed since 1979. #TheWarriors

I know you just said "What's the mattah, you goin faggot?", but you were staring at his lips the whole time. #TheWarriors

Color coordination, kimonos, & erect nips on fleek at this gathering of the gangs. #TheWarriors

Dem purple knitted berets tho. #TheWarriors

Wait...is Cyrus the chairman from @IronChefAmerica with hair? #TheWarriors

Zero lady gangsters in a crowd of thousands. No wonder everyone is so angsty. #TheWarriors

DEM FUZZY WHITE SHAG VESTS THO #TheWarriors

YEAH LET'S PASS THE GUN DOWN THE LINE SO ALL OF OUR FINGERPRINTS ARE ON IT #TheWarriors

How did 27 kung fu gangstas fail at jumping one guy? #TheWarriors

If this movie was made now they would have just called an Uber. #TheWarriors

Sparkly Kimono gang leader enunciates like he's performing musical theater. #TheWarriors

I LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE 100% OF THE SHIRTS IN THIS MOVIE. #TheWarriors

Jeans so high-waisted they can hide all your baseball bats. #TheWarriors

I see you, temporary tattoo! #TheWarriors

I can't believe no one brought an umbrella. #TheWarriors

I HAVE TO STAND VERY CLOSE WHILE TALKING TO YOU CUZ IT'S HELLA DARK IN HERE & YOU WON'T TAKE YOUR WESLEY SNIPES SUNGLASSES OFF. #TheWarriors

Mom jeans/green shirts gang all forgot their belts at home. The Orphans need parents to help them dress themselves. #TheWarriors

LADY IN PINK JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A JULLIARD-CALIBER CHICKEN IMPRESSION. #TheWarriors

WE NEED TO BE INCONSPICUOUS, LET'S WALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET EVERYWHERE WE GO. #TheWarriors

"I know you just threatened to gang rape me, but sure I'll run and hide with you guys!" #TheWarriors

This radio DJ gets paid to just throw shade at gang members all night? Best job ever. #TheWarriors

For a gang called "The Warriors" they sure do a lot of not fighting. #TheWarriors

"WHO ARE WE?" "THE WARRIORS!!!" "AND WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOOO?!?" "RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!" #TheWarriors

"Let's lose these fuckin' clowns." -Guy literally talking about dudes dressed as clowns #TheWarriors

So far this guy has mentioned shoving nightsticks & baseball bats up peoples' asses. I guess we know what his fetish is. #TheWarriors

@teamsexydork TURNS OUT HIS FETISH WAS RAPE.

The Furies bat skills are very disappointing. #TheWarriors

"Come on lady! You can't REALLY have me arrested for trying to rape ya in a park, can ya? Awwww mannnnnn!" #TheWarriors

The guy with the soft-looking flippy hair has unusually clean fingernails. #TheWarriors

WAITWAITWAIT IS THAT LADY GAGA WITH THE BLONDE PERM #TheWarriors

27 lady gangsters with guns and knives fail to kill 3 unarmed dudes. They should get their gang cards revoked. #TheWarriors

YAAAASSSSSSS ROLLERSKATES #TheWarriors

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH MENACING ROLLERSKATING #TheWarriors

ROLLERSKATING SO MENACING I DIDN'T NOTICE HIS FLAWLESS SKIN AND SHINY FARRAH FAWCETT HAIR UNTIL NOW #TheWarriors

I remember my first pair of Lee overalls. They were pink. #TheWarriors

Wait, so you guys have knives, chains, and bats, but you're defeated by a can of spray paint and a biter? #TheWarriors

These kids going to prom are wearing WAY too much makeup. And the guys' foundation is a terrible match for their skin tone. #TheWarriors

IT'S DAYLIGHT. FULL CIRCLE TO THE FERRIS WHEEL THAT NO ONE HAS RIDDEN YET. #TheWarriors

So much leather. Everyone must have bloody thighs by now. #TheWarriors

OOOOOKAY, so you wait until the end of the movie to be a precision knife-thrower? Okay. #TheWarriors

SUCH A MEET CUTE. "How did I meet your mother? Well, I kidnapped her during a gang war and the rest was history!" #TheWarriors

I'm kinda mad that this walk on the beach didn't end in a big gay leather orgy. This concludes my live-tweet. #TheWarriors

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