Taco 'bout those luscious locks!
Smells like shade.
🎶 I can hear the bells! 🎶
Make him pretty.
Are you ready to be a parent?
Whoopie pies or French macarons? You decide.
Have you been around for a while — or are you just an adventurous eater?
"Look you fucking untalented hack." — Kathy to Ellen
To vape or not to vape.
Extra fries please.
Petty is as petty does, y'all.
Your welcome in advance for my photoshops!
"I can’t trust Ryan Murphy to follow through in a satisfying way with any of his shows."
Ready for some tough decisions?
This is science.
Either you like anchovies or you don't!
"But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean."
Ready to heat up some ramen?
That's the way it's done.
WHY DO THAT???
Time to choose your ideal meal!
In case you didn't already know!
You are what you eat.
When Instagram creeping goes right!
Are you old enough to have a Bloody Marinara?
Remember all the amazing snacks you ate as a kid?
The potato knows all.
Prepare to seriously piss off your server.
Let's see if you can beet this quiz!
Ah yes, 2007, what a time.
If you're still eating applesauce and pudding cups, this is for you.
Only baby name experts need apply.
"Iceberg (lettuce salad) right ahead!"
Do you have a sweetheart or just a sweetheart neckline?
The Frozen question is a dead giveaway.
**swipes right on mayonnaise**
♫ Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me ♫
Baby, its warm outside!
The mac 'n' cheese knows!
"What is a twink?" —straight people, yesterday.
"They're magically delicious!"
Don't tell me what you're wearing. I already know.
Could this argument BE any more heated?