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Besides turkey, obviously!

Jon-Michael Poff • 1 hour ago

Show me that LEWK!

You are what you eat.

Are you more Midwest or New England at heart?

Hannah Loewentheil • 8 hours ago

Your taste gives it away.

Good luck choosing.

From Alaska to Wyoming - everyone's regional favorites are here.

Love is alive!

Find out who your state loves to listen to.

Have you ever even PLAYED a cassette?!

Would you eat hummus ice cream?


Trust us on this one.


True love is waiting!

Grilled corn or candy corn? You decide.

Grab the popcorn.

The tacos tell all.

Singing and slang — can you hang?


Fried, scrambled, or poached?

Lunch. Definitely lunch.

Who wants to eat frozen toothpaste?

Gay test!

Taco 'bout those luscious locks!

Smells like shade.

🎶 I can hear the bells! 🎶

Make him pretty.

Are you ready to be a parent?

Whoopie pies or French macarons? You decide.

Have you been around for a while — or are you just an adventurous eater?

"Look you fucking untalented hack." — Kathy to Ellen


To vape or not to vape.

Extra fries please.

Petty is as petty does, y'all.

Your welcome in advance for my photoshops!

"I can’t trust Ryan Murphy to follow through in a satisfying way with any of his shows."

Ready for some tough decisions?

This is science.

Either you like anchovies or you don't!

"But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean."

Ready to heat up some ramen?

"Guys seriously."

That's the way it's done.


Time to choose your ideal meal!

In case you didn't already know!

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