Reports that Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital after being found unconscious in her Marina Del Ray hotel room were deemed erroneous, as it was determined she was just taking a nap.
The director of “Liz and Dick”, a Lifetime Original in which Lohan has an upcoming role as Elizabeth Taylor, expressed concern after the actress/alcoholic tramp did not show up on set.
The staff at Broken News was confused by the director’s concern, since Lohan’s work ethic has a reputation that can only be described by the title of Michael Jackson’s seventh studio album “Bad”.
A call was placed to local authorities, who arrived at Lohan’s hotel room to find her sleeping on a pile of plastic vodka bottles. ”Get out, I am sleeping!”, shrieked the former lesbian. Police were happy to oblige, as the smell of the room began to turn the stomachs of the officers. The troubled actress was left to continue her naptime.
No details yet on what time her alarm is set for, but Broken News can assure you that when she does get up, she will be involved in yet another ridiculous news story. Stayed tuned.
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