Cats Vs. Dogs (Ultimate Battle)

We're going to figure this one out scientifically. Pick a side! Post your argument for why your side is better in the form of a video or an image.

At the end of today, one animal will be declared winner by an impartial judge. The losers will be banned from this site for a week, just like they deserve. Cats or dogs, people. Which is it? Let's settle this shit once and for all.