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25 LOL-Worthy Google Searches

The Internet really is an information superhighway.

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1. "Why is life so hard?"

Google: "Sit down and tell me all of your problems."
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Google: "Sit down and tell me all of your problems."

2. "What would happen if I died?"

Then you'd be dead...
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Then you'd be dead...

3. "How come I'm dead?"

I knew it! There's Google in the afterlife!
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I knew it! There's Google in the afterlife!

4. "How does one sell their soul?"

Sell it on Ebay. Or maybe Etsy?
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Sell it on Ebay. Or maybe Etsy?

5. "When is my mango ripe?"

My mango. MY. Clearly, "mango" is code for one's privates.
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My mango. MY. Clearly, "mango" is code for one's privates.

6. "Are my eggs expired?"

Not until you're fifty-something, ladies.
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Not until you're fifty-something, ladies.

7. "How did your water break?"

Yes, Google, how did your water break?
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Yes, Google, how did your water break?

8. "Who is fancy?"

You already know. Iggy.
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You already know. Iggy.

9. "Where do broken hearts go?"

Broken hearts go where cashews come from, right?
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Broken hearts go where cashews come from, right?

10. "Why is the American Dream dead?"

The American Dream died with Gatsby :'(
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The American Dream died with Gatsby :'(

11. "What if the Cold War went hot?"

Clearly, someone thought the Cold War was, you know, actually cold.
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Clearly, someone thought the Cold War was, you know, actually cold.

12. "Why did Parks and Rec end?"

BECAUSE TV CAN BE A HARSH MISTRESS! :'(
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BECAUSE TV CAN BE A HARSH MISTRESS! :'(

13. "How does a girl join a gang?"

Join a gang or jump into a rabbit hole?
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Join a gang or jump into a rabbit hole?

14. "Why does iron make my poop black?"

The better question is: Why does Iron Man make my poop black?
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The better question is: Why does Iron Man make my poop black?

15. "Are there snakes in Ireland?"

Forget Ireland! Are there snakes in my boot?!
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Forget Ireland! Are there snakes in my boot?!

16. "Are there gay animals?"

Go watch Legally Blonde 2.
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Go watch Legally Blonde 2.

17. "Where do cats wee from?"

"Wee." Such a funny word.
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"Wee." Such a funny word.

18. "Can a cat get high?"

I believe the answer to that last one is: Yes, with catnip.
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I believe the answer to that last one is: Yes, with catnip.

19. "How are hotdogs made?"

I believe they throw a raccoon, an old shoe, and some rat into a grinder."
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I believe they throw a raccoon, an old shoe, and some rat into a grinder."

20. "Why 'is' there zombies in The Walking Dead?"

Zombies? In The Walking Dead? That makes zero sense.
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Zombies? In The Walking Dead? That makes zero sense.

21. "When will the zombie apocalypse happen?"

Yes. WHEN?!?!
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Yes. WHEN?!?!

22. "Does Mariah Carey like/love butterflies?

Who doesn't like/love butterflies?
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Who doesn't like/love butterflies?

23. "How does Taylor Swift hold a pencil?"

Yes, Taylor, tell us: HOW DO YOU DO IT, YOU GODDESS???
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Yes, Taylor, tell us: HOW DO YOU DO IT, YOU GODDESS???

24. "What would Chuck Norris do for a Klondike Bar?"

What would Chuck Norris do for a Klondike Bar???
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What would Chuck Norris do for a Klondike Bar???

25. "What if there was no life?"

No life, no Google.
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No life, no Google.

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