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25 Greatest Lines From "Romy And Michele's High School Reunion"

I mean, every line is a great line, but these are, like, the best, BEST lines.

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7. "Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood."

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To this day, I use this line when I'm at a club and a gross guy makes a pass at me. I mean, it really is my only option.

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9. "Michelle, that's it! We can go to the reunion and just pretend to be successful. I mean, who's gonna know? They're in Tucson. We're here."

11. "Is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon!"

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Fun Fact: In a previous scene, Ramon was watching "Deep Space Homer," an episode of The Simpsons that director David Mirkin wrote. He was also the showrunner for seasons 5 and 6.

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15. "Ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right?"

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"...And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right."

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22. "But you know what I finally realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!"

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