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25 Greatest Lines From "Romy And Michele's High School Reunion"

I mean, every line is a great line, but these are, like, the best, BEST lines.

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1. "Look. They won't let her shop. Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is."

7. "Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood."

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To this day, I use this line when I'm at a club and a gross guy makes a pass at me. I mean, it really is my only option.

9. "Michelle, that's it! We can go to the reunion and just pretend to be successful. I mean, who's gonna know? They're in Tucson. We're here."

10. "Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes?"

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Can we discuss how impressive it is that Romy and Michele can walk on the treadmill in 16-pound heels?!

11. "Is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon!"

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Fun Fact: In a previous scene, Ramon was watching "Deep Space Homer," an episode of The Simpsons that director David Mirkin wrote. He was also the showrunner for seasons 5 and 6.

15. "Ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right?"

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"...And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right."

22. "But you know what I finally realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!"

24. "If you fuck with me, in any way, I will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. Capisce?"

25. "It's like I've given birth to my own baby girl, except she's a big giant girl who smokes and says 'shit' a lot, you know?"

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