The quizzical quiz, this way.
“I used to think sperm went through people’s mouths when they were kissing.”
“In horrifyingly uncomfortable detail.”
Pack your bags. Like, ASAP.
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He’ll never make you feel the rue.
The Internet really is an information superhighway.
Because he just is. He’s great.
PASTELS! All the pastels!
It’s ok. You were probably, like, distracted by these dancers on cheer-speed.
Moon Prism Power is so fetch!
He holds the key - nay, the code - to your heart.
You can kiss his shiny, metal ass!
The struggle - it’s real. Oh, it’s real.
I mean, every line is a great line, but these are, like, the best, BEST lines.
Honorable Mention: He is as delicious as his last name suggests.
An ode to the master of soundtrack making.
And all was right in the world because, you know, Abbi Abrams!!!