"Is this what art majors are destined to be?!" *cries*"Piece of shit""Wait... those are supposed to be people?""Shit is so dumb, we could have used that money to get us all Grey Goose"*makes it the name of friend group*"Noooooo... this is sooooo bad""O wat""Yeah... it could be better"
Anything within an arms reachBag of pretzels that's been open for two weeksdon't eat, just smilezzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZzz"This is not New York pizza... but it'll do"More alcoholTatertots and dickSoup and rice (with a side of sad boi songs)
Getting drunk somewhere and falling asleep not in their bedGiggles and hugs everyone while drunk and having a good timePonders existential purpose in bed until 6amFight NightSeeks out potential senpaisAt a frat"Acquiring" souvenirs from a fratPole-dancing
What? Oh cool.What's my compatibility with...?I'm a Libra, right?Huh, TELL ME MORE! Is this related to blood types in any way?STFUI'm a Scorpio.LibraMy moon sign or my sun sign? You don't know what yours are? Want me to find them for you?
Italian wine and cheeseClassy expensive shit, like wall street ballout"I don't think I'm ready for that commitment"Pride and PrejudicePop punk. But first, brunch.St. Louis Art MuseumStrippers. Even the guests. Eerryone strips.Too many bois to marry just one
Trophy spouseWorld dominationPotato farm with a studio in the backInternational druglord/mafia bossEstablish a brand that lives longer than youMarry the lead singer of the FrontbottomsFinally getting the hair color you originally asked forStart design school in Europe
dead. has heart attack from chronic stress.dead. drank too much. couldn't say no.dead (assumes fake identity and moves to Europe)Actually makes money$$$$$dead. very high cholesterol levelsdead. got smushed in a mosh pitdead. dies from all the different shit put into bodyded. accidentally drank turpenoid
Low-Fi Hip HopChill Korean stuff$Korean Trap Life$ / U a Bad Bitch playlistsStudy Music - SUPER Memory & Concentration █ Alpha BiNaural Beat - Focus MusicA personal development podcastKWURPunk... BOIWeird EDM
Sorority girlsBras and INJUSTICETypography IShitty, overcompensating artistsIncompetenceGetting out of bedAll human affection, peasants, Rosa trying to be cute, frat bros, shitty food, sneakers from Walmart, people who are... THE MOSTBowl cut
Which Of The ~swamp~ fRieNdS Are You?
In your spare time, you write hot sexy horror fiction and wish you were in a real life kdrama. But you are far too potato to seek out any real romance. You think you're a one-of-a-kind independent creative, but really you're just a cash-cow. You're the constant target of all your friends' savagery. Because of all your hidden piercings, you set off metal detectors every time you go through TSA. You also pronounce aloe as "AL-LOW-EE" and chauffeur as "SHO-FARE."
Vegan? Huh. Bagels, avocado, and peanut butter, but not all together. You know how to stay away from the drama while getting on the ~inside~. You keep all your dark, twisted thoughts to yourself, or say them in a quiet voice that no one detects. You have constant nightmares of your high school bangs. *cries* You want the Mr. Darcy to your Lizzy. You can never be overdressed and your earrings are always on fleek. Bitch don't know how to grammar.
Food doesn't always make it to your mouth, but something else does ;) You call out other people on being fake hoes because you're the realest. #reformedhoe. Your lifelong goal is to show off your nipples as much as possible. Are you wearing pants? Keep 'em guessing. You say astrology is fake but really believe in it. Seems decent but actually blackmails all your friends with ugly ass photos.
aka Brian. "FUCCCKKKKITTT BRUUOOHHH" #memequeen aspiring aephi pledge. Your wardrobe costs more than all the lives of your friends put together. Your permanent face is one of disgust, repelling any sort of affection. You're the greatest enabler, shoving a handle down someone else's throat. #belligerent "You touch my coat, I'll fucking kill you."
Has there ever been a truer scene queen? Your middle school angst has never really left you. You dropped comdes like it's hot for that art history major #wallaceisbae. Medieval manuscripts are your weakness but they don't suck as much as Ben Kiel. You're constantly teetering between being b@s!c and not (you really love Starbucks). You're always looking to abbreviate anything (stud, brux, yaks). MAKE AEPHI STREET.
aka Noah. BRAAAAAAAAAAAND. "What do you guys think of...?" You can never make it to class on time. *swivel and point hand gesture*. "noooo, not like this". You bring out the plant when guests come over. At the mention of natawie you turn into a blushing bride. "S-JAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY" -white girl mating call. Your puppy eyes will get you past any professor no matter how many times you miss class. #hel
You have a limited vocabulary. (Example: "it's lit", "pls no", "o wat") You smile at the face of death aka Ben Kiel. Your blonde mane makes all the boys come to the yard. "I can't wear hats" *wears hats* You never pass up a chance to drink-- you're the real champ. You're the weakest to Minki's enabling and constantly regret getting shit-faced. But guaranteed, you have a good time and will do it all over next weekend. #lit
Your aesthetic is crisp and clean, very much like your life. The mess of your "friends" pales in comparison to how much you have your shit together. You are a type goddess (~design~). cleb-bert. yo man. You have dreamy eyes and your eyelashes are coveted by many. T-shirt, jeans, sneakers: the Isabella look. "You're in KWUR?" You seem to be laughing with others when actually, you're just laughing at their stupidity. #happydrunk