You're the kind of person who still looks cool even if you're wearing rags. Sometimes you do wear rags. People envy you.
Pulling off ripped jeans is an art, and you are an artist. You can make anything look authentic and cool.... And you know what they say about showing a lil leg. ;)
You basically look good at all times. Because that's what skinny jeans do to anyone and everyone. 'Nuff said.