1. This is a special day to pamper and dote on your absolute favorite person in the whole wide world: you.
2. Thank goodness you don't have to deal with the awkwardness of a forced romantic encounter.
3. And just think about it: all that money you would have spent on that significant other? IT'S ALL YOURS NOW!
4. Guess who definitely won't get dumped this Valentine's Day? Yep. You.
You never know who might be live-tweeting the spectacle...
5. Rejoice in the fact that you're not one of those sickeningly sweet couples that makes everyone roll their eyes.

Now, as far as your Valentine's Day itinerary goes...
6. The official attire for the evening is as follows: YOGA PANTS!
7. For dinner, just make yourself a cocktail already. Or two.
8. Then go out on the town and flirt with whoever the heck you want.
9. Definitely be sure to chuckle at any awkward couples you happen to run into.
