1. This is a special day to pamper and dote on your absolute favorite person in the whole wide world: you.
2. Thank goodness you don't have to deal with the awkwardness of a forced romantic encounter.
3. And just think about it: all that money you would have spent on that significant other? IT'S ALL YOURS NOW!
4. Guess who definitely won't get dumped this Valentine's Day? Yep. You.
You never know who might be live-tweeting the spectacle...