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The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time

Don't ever try to diss any of these historical figures. You will feel the burn for the rest of your life.

1. Calvin Coolidge Vs. Some Random Lady At A White House Dinner

2. Oscar Wilde Vs. Lewis Morris

3. Winston Churchill Vs. George Bernard Shaw

4. Winston Churchill Vs. Lady Astor

5. Calvin Coolidge Vs. An Opera Singer

6. Muhammad Ali Vs. Joe Frazier

7. Winston Churchill Vs. A Member Of Parliament

8. Winston Churchill Vs. Bessie Braddock

9. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Vs. An Admirer

10. Miriam Hopkins Vs. An Anonymous Singer

11. Ilka Chase Vs. An Anonymous Actress

12. John Wilkes Vs. John Montagu

13. Mohandas Gandhi Vs. Western Civilization

14. Edna Ferber Vs. Noel Coward

15. James McNeill Whistler Vs. Oscar Wilde

16. Pierre Trudeau Vs. Richard Nixon

17. Thomas Reed Vs. Henry Clay

18. Earnest Hemingway Vs. William Faulkner

19. John Barrymore Vs. A Woman In The Lady's Room

20. Robert Benchley Vs. A Man In Uniform

21. Niels Bohr Vs. A Reporter

22. Groucho Marx Vs. A Contestant on "You Bet Your Life"

23. Henry Clay Vs. Massachusetts Senator Daniel Webster

24. Alcibiades Vs. Pericles

25. Abraham Lincoln Vs. Stephen Douglas

26. Bill Clinton Vs. Dan Quayle

27. Reverend Edward Everett Hale Vs. The U.S. Senate

28. Senator Fritz Hollings Vs. Henry McMastor

29. NY Mayor Ed Koch Vs. Andrew Kirtzman

30. Abraham Lincoln Vs. A Foreign Diplomat

31. Chief Justice Melville W. Fuller Vs. An Attendee At A Church Conference

32. Dorothy Parker Vs. New Yorker Editor Harold Ross