Which Declining Social Network Are You?

Take this important quiz to find out which defunct or soon-to-be defunct social network you are! This will give you a depressing but invaluable insight into how you fit in with the rest of your social group.

Question #1

How would you most like to spend your evening?

• Observing my neighbors from the quiet comfort of my home.
• Dressed up as some kind of fox-like creature, of course!
• At a Salsa dance club.
• At a My Chemical Romance concert. Enjoying that band's music.
• Watching the Sci-Fi channel and surfing the Internet.

Question #1

How would you most like to spend your evening?

• Observing my neighbors from the quiet comfort of my home.
• Dressed up as some kind of fox-like creature, of course!
• At a Salsa dance club.
• At a My Chemical Romance concert. Enjoying that band's music.
• Watching the Sci-Fi channel and surfing the Internet.

Question #2

When you buy clothes, what is your style of choice?

• Sparse minimalism.
• Anything cuddly, comfortable, and warm.
• I look to the latest South American styles for my fashion cues.
• Anything that is shiny and that will conceal the cuts on my arms.
• Whatever's popular and cutting edge right now. Even if it will not last.

Question #3

How do you like to share your feelings?

• I do not like to share my feelings.
• In the future, we will all share feelings telepathically.
• Preferably in a large group of people with similar interests.
• I like to flounce around, throw public tantrums, and then brood.
• Ideally, via pithy little comments and witticisms.

Question #4

Which of the following possibilities frightens you most?

• That people will find out about the real me.
• That I will be forced to face the real world one day.
• That I will be largely ignored by Americans and Europeans.
• That people will stop paying attention to me.
• That I will suddenly disappear, never to return again.

Your Quiz Result:

You are Friendster!

You always want to know what your social group is up to! You just don't really want to have anything to do with it.

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You are Second Life!

You believe that this world is an illusion, and that a better future is coming. Which will somehow involve dressing up in animal costumes.

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You are Orkut!

You are kind of new agey and touchy-feely, but you're a big hit in South America!

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You are MySpace!

When you are not busy cutting yourself, you like to get all blinged out and play loud music for your friends.

Your Quiz Result:

You are Pownce!

You are a nerd, and you often make very clever quips about things that you see on the Internet. But nobody cares. Because nobody is there to hear them. :(