What The Rest Of The World Thinks You Do

What does the rest of the world think you do for a living compared with what you actually do for a living? This concept is going around the ol' Internet a bit right now, so let's take it out for a spin. Use the template to add your own in the comments!

Here's one I made about my own job:

Use this template to make your own and add it in the comments. Just add the job title at the top and appropriate pictures in the slots. Boom.