1. When you are completely unable to control yourself at Whole Foods:
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2. When you run out of B12:
3. When you realize you forgot to Instagram your seitan picatta:
4. When this nightmare situation happens:
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5. Or this one:
6. When otherwise intelligent-seeming people try to argue with you that plants have feelings:
7. When the supermarket only has this Ramen:
... and not this one:
8. When everyone you know is suddenly a nutrition expert:
9. Not being able to get past Level 5, no matter how hard you try:
10. When your food is delicious, but finicky:
11. This:
12. This:
13. AND THIS:
14. Constantly dying because of protein deficiency:
15. When the pharmacy doesn't stock Tom's of Maine toothpaste ...
16. ... or deodorant:
17. "Can't you just pick the cheese out of it?"
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18. The unrelenting, debilitating terror that this might be the case:
19. And, of course, that whole desert island thing ...
