1. “hate boss”
Hopefully your asshole boss will be OK with your public posts about how much you hate them?
2. “weird rash”
This one’s mostly about babies, but there are some choice oversharers in here too.
There’s a much higher number of people who are looking for a one night stand on Facebook than people who have successfully had them. Which is depressing.
Are they not Facebook friends with their boyfriends? Or is this how they communicate? I don’t get it.
This one’s kind of sad. :(
7. “peed pants”
An unscientific survey of these results reveals that most people peeing their pants are peeing their pants with delight, rather than through general incontinence. So that’s something.
Sorry, boys. :(
9. “my dui”
People who get DUIs are kind of hilarious.
Ain’t gonna happen.
This might be the most embarrassing one of all.
- "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳
- Philip Bilden, the businessman nominated by President Trump to be secretary of the Navy, has withdrawn himself from consideration.
- Actor Bill Paxton has died at 61. He starred in classics including "Twister" and "Titanic."
- The Nokia brick phone is making a comeback — it's been reimagined with a colored screen, but the game Snake hasn't gone anywhere 🐍📲
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